A
man boarded an airplane and took his seat.
As
he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding
the plane.
He
soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would
have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager
to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or
pleasure?"
She
turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniacs (people
that enjoy sex more than most)
of
America
Convention in
Boston
."
He
swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
role
at this convention?"
"Lecturer,"
she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my
personal
experiences
to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?"
he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well,"
she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men
are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native
American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another
popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers when actually it
is men of Jewish descent who are the best.
I
have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is
the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly
the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
sorry,"